My sister just said “Miranda and the diamonds” I can’t breathe I’m on a pee
7 hours ago with 17 notes


I was dispopular. I'm like almost 16 hopefully
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My sister just said “Miranda and the diamonds” I can’t breathe I’m on a pee
7 hours ago with 17 notes

what a faggot
watch your language u were a president
7 hours ago with 50,913 notes

it needs to be altered and drycleaned but pretty much this is my ball dress i’m so excited! also my mouth looks weird as hell but thats my tongue
text prom queen

exactly.
well this is more emotional than expected
7 hours ago with 33,949 notes

I guess my ideal woman is the newly married, kind of ugly girl who is in every class at every community college who always tries to talk about how her husband is in Iraq. After mentioning him twice to the class within the first day, she feels comfortable enough to refer to…
7 hours ago with 714 notes


they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
10 hours ago with 56,267 notes


[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
10 hours ago with 86,641 notes

Real high about to go watch the host
10 hours ago with 6 notes

Anonymous said:
Hey your're really cute and I'd want to kiss you all over and hold you forever
Arlin answered:
Fuck me
12 hours ago with 1 note

a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
12 hours ago with 92,787 notes
