My name is Arlin..are you calling me a virgin?
Did I ever tell you guys I smoked a blunt with the security guard after The Neighbourhood concert waiting for them to come out
Sloth on a speedboat
today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit
The people who make posts saying go outside and take tumblr less seriously are often the people that need to do exactly that
dude just go outside and fuck a plant. live a little
"why do you only show half your face in snapchats?!"
i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school
hispanic parents have a sixth sense
this… this is mesmerizing. oh my god.
Remember when Romney lost the election so somebody created White People Mourning Romney and collected various people crying over Romney’s loss?
Still so funny.
i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa