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Arlin. 16. New Mexino

I say fuck too much

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islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

#motto
Anonymous asked: hi mary i missed you

My name is Arlin..are you calling me a virgin?

Did I ever tell you guys I smoked a blunt with the security guard after The Neighbourhood concert waiting for them to come out

#like he was just like #you guys want a hit #and I was all #fuck yeah

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

almondmilkpapi:

atlanteanpapi187:

The people who make posts saying go outside and take tumblr less seriously are often the people that need to do exactly that

dude just go outside and fuck a plant. live a little

notwifi:

"why do you only show half your face in snapchats?!"

image

argea:

i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school

1,532,375 plays

markdoesstuff:

tonimorrisons:

hispanic parents have a sixth sense

this… this is mesmerizing. oh my god.

bricksandmortarandchewinggum:

holdmypurse:

Remember when Romney lost the election so somebody created White People Mourning Romney and collected various people crying over Romney’s loss

Still so funny.

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

I started with a disgusting painting of 2 buildings and painted over it ending with what I named Tsunami City

#art #my paintings #acrylic