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I'm Arlin, I'm a boy. I'm 17.

New Mexino.

I'm pretty negative.

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fr3d:

fr3d:

LANA

most iconic moment of 2013

omfgroryyy:

BYE

jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus

#no there's a tarp

princeburrito:

"The Flicking Candle Company"

lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

internetgf:

pugsies:

Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?

Episode One

i didn’t know just how badly i needed to see this

lchry asked: do you follow Denny's on tumblr?

tacobell:

They wish.

liftedandgiftedd:

3 people stealing the same bike [video]

smh…

contraception:

oh my god I’ve just realised I’ve been wasting my time I’m white gay and not funny why am I not a youtuber

roaringfox:

An abridged version of xkcd’s ‘Frequency’ of actions (Averages) around the world, check out the longer version. [x]

It’s interesting to see something so incredibly huge, like deaths/births per minute displayed so simply. 

stilinskillme:

remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years

ppolarbears:

unamusedsloth:

Puppy fire drill.

cassie.

oreoofficial:

Tired of using the same old dildo? Try this!

  1. Buy box of OREO™ cookies
  2. Twist cookie and take out cream center
  3. Stack cream centers inbetween 2 cookie shells
  4. Slide OREO dildo right in!

Now that’s what I call a foodgasm!