I'm Arlin, I'm a boy. I'm 17.
I'm pretty negative.
"The Flicking Candle Company"
lol clever clever clever use of name AND font.
It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up
Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?
i didn’t know just how badly i needed to see this
oh my god I’ve just realised I’ve been wasting my time I’m white gay and not funny why am I not a youtuber
An abridged version of xkcd’s ‘Frequency’ of actions (Averages) around the world, check out the longer version. [x]
It’s interesting to see something so incredibly huge, like deaths/births per minute displayed so simply.
remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years
Tired of using the same old dildo? Try this!
- Buy box of OREO™ cookies
- Twist cookie and take out cream center
- Stack cream centers inbetween 2 cookie shells
- Slide OREO™ dildo right in!
Now that’s what I call a foodgasm!