I'm Arlin, I'm a boy. I'm 17.
I'm pretty negative.
Dad: “cmon son, say your first words!”
Dad: “close! try again!”
Dad: “So close! One more time!”
Son: “daft punk”
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
I can write a 5 page essay on how I don’t deserve this pimple
there’s this thing u should try it’s called stop ignoring me
Me: *ignores boy*
Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍
i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement