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Arlin. 16. New Mexino

I say fuck too much

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dicktho:

bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

roachpatrol:

4gifs:

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this gif keeps getting better

corpsepose:

happy easter

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methhomework:

iwishihadafather:

Frequently asked questions

is he gay

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eggplont:

sparrow-and-nightingale-221b:

ughsos:

in elementary school i hit this kid cause he said i cant punch and i broke his nose and then my stepdad picked me up and the office was like “you have to say sorry” but then the kid was like “but she proved me wrong, she doesn’t have to say sorry” ladies and gentlemen my best friend of many many years

this is violently beautiful

do you have a family yet?

douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

thepoeticrebel:

l20music:

The curve was REAL!! Lmaooooo!!

I’ve never seen a curve this powerful…

shesgoldblooded:

judg1ngy0u:

Rihanna casually whooping some ass outside the club

My biiiiiiiiiiitchhh lol

just saw Syrup

fukking terrific movie

#syrup

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along